OPPORTUNITY MISSED DAVE

[Sphincter_movement+]

Slipping a little Dave,
You had a great opportunity there Dave with Dixies Emergency Pee and Totally Frantic . I thought that with a chance like that where Dixie REALLY was bursting to go on both occasions you would have filmed her wetting herself in true desperation style.

SM

[Bound2Burst]

There are quite a few customers who really like the just made it situation, and since the wetting ones outnumber the just made it ones by something like 50:1, I decided to let her use the toilet. Besides, she had stomach cramps that day so making her wait longer would have been rather cruel.

[Sphincter_movement+]

Mr North
Are we beginning to see a softer side of you, at one time you were really very ruthless in making the models wait and putting them through the grinder. One movie comes to mind with Tabitha in The Planning Inspector where the poor girl was really desperate yet you refused to let her go at that point.Grasping the moment is what its all about and what would have happened if there had been no bathroom or the toilet door would have been locked in Dixies situation? Does then Dave have a soft spot for Dixie ?

SM

[KintaroPR]

A soft spot for Dixie... or a soft spot for the Just Made It fans...

[Anon_E._Mus]

It is possible on this second day that the muscle cramps Dixie experienced were latent effects of overhydration. Overhydration occurs when the body takes in more water than it excretes. A tendency to retain water is one of a number of conditions that increase the likelihood of becoming overhydrated. Besides muscle cramps, some other symptoms of overhydration may include blurred vision, poor coordination, nausea and vomiting, and general weakness.

Dave was doing the right thing by not pushing Dixie excessively. “First of all, do no harm.”

[Alister_McFish]

Perhaps, if the same situation develops again, Dixie could give-up waiting at the bathroom door and make a desperate dash outside to use the woods, only getting as far as the porch before losing control.

[Bound2Burst]

Yes indeed, Mr. McFish... That has to be a made-up name

[Alister_McFish]

A made-up name? Sir, it is no more a made-up name than is LovingDesperation, LiquidOcelot, ScoobyLew, LovingDesperation or Sphincter_movement+!

[Bound2Burst]

My apologies, Mr. Mullet.

[Alister_McFish]

No, no. Mullet is a distant relative. My friends call me Alley.

[Loo-Loo]

ScoobyLew??

I trust that you are not casting doubt on the accuracy of my name Mr MacFisheries?

It is a shortened version of my actual name, which is Lavatory-Lavatory.

[Alister_McFish]

Greetings, Loo-Loo.

I already had decoded the disguise of your real name, Lavatory-Lavatory, and my clandestine agents have pin-pointed your exact location as in either the UK or Australia.

I was merely taking issue with Dave's confusing my identity with that of Mackerel Mullet. Mac Mullet is my foster step-cousin thrice removed, and doesn't look a bit like me.

Regards, Alley

P.S., I think this forum thread may have wandered off into the weeds.

[Sphincter_movement+]

Hello Alister_McFish how nice to read your banter between yourself and Dave about your name. I take that your from Scotland and if that be the case then Dave should know better than to argue with a man who wears a Kilt. As an after thought have you ever thought about asking Dave if he would ask one of the models to wear a Wee Kilt in one of the movies ?
SM

[Alister_McFish]

Aye, SM+. But have ye priced a wee kilt recently? At that amount no Scot would risk damaging one for fun. And besides, what would the lass wear beneath? 'Twould be worth further thought.

[Sphincter_movement+]

Aye Ally, What would the lass wear underneath, but there again dont we already know what a Scots person wears under their Klit.
When the wind blows their likely to feel it more than others without the draught excluder.

SM